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Airline Crap

Posted By bollox (23 November, 2003)

A plane was coming in to land, and the pilot told the passengers to fasten their seat belts, etc. Then he turned to his co-pilot and said "I've been bursting for a crap for ages. The first thing I'm going to do when we land is to have myself a nice crap. Then I'm going to shag the arse off that air hostess". But he had forgotten to switch off the microphone! The hostess was running down the aisle in a panic to tell him, when somebody shouted "No need to rush dear, he's going for a crap first!"

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