Priest: What is your sin child?
 
Girl  : I confess father, I called a man a son of a bitch.
 
Priest: Why?
 
Girl  : Father he touched me!
 
Priest: Like this..?
        (The priest then touches the girl)
 
Girl  : Yes!
 
Priest: But that is no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.
 
Girl  : Yes, but then he stripped me naked!
 
Priest: Like this..?
        (The priest then rips the girl's clothes off)
 
Girl  : Yes!
 
Priest: But that is no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.
 
Girl  : Yes, but then he had sex with me!
 
Priest: Like this..?
        (The priest then has wild sex with her)
 
Girl  : Yes exactly like that!
 
Priest: But that is no reason to call a man a son of a bitch!
 
Girl  : But father he had genitle herpees!
 
Priest: That son of a bitch!