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Sex for $100

Posted By Richard (29 December, 2003)

A newlywed couple were looking for ways to make a few extra
bucks. They had thrown around a few ideas, but the husband
suggested that his wife do some prostitution. On that night he
let her out of the car and told her that if she needed anything,
he would be around the corner. He then tells her that she is to
charge no less than $100 for her services. He drives away and
parks around the corner. A car pulls up with a man asking for
service. She tells him that it will be $100. He digs around in
his wallet and pulls out $30. He then asks what he can get for
the money. She asks him to wait there for a minute and tells
him that she would be right back. She runs around the corner
and explains to her husband that she has a customer that only
has $30 and asks what she can give him for it. The husband
tells her that she can give the man a hand job. She runs back
to the car with the man anxiously waiting for her return, and
tells him that she will give him a hand job. She gets into the
car and begins unzipping his pants. To her amazement, she pulls
out a very large penis. She then asks the guy to wait there
for just a second more. She runs back around the corner and asks
her husband "Can I borrow $70?"

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