A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked,
"Honey, if I died would you get married again?" The man said,
"No dear." The women said, "I'm sure you would." So the man
said, "Okay, I would" Then the women asked, "Would you let her
sleep in our bed?" And the man replied, "Yes, I guess so." Then
the women asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" And the
man replied, "No, she's left handed."