A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks
for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 penny."

"One penny!?" exclaimed the guy.

The barman replied, "Yes."

So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have
a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"

"Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to
real money."

"How much money?" inquires the guy.

"Four pence," he replies.

"Four pence?!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy
who owns this place?"

The barman replies, "Upstairs with my
wife."

The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"

The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."