A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead
bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the
body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Sam
had the longest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Sam," said
the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge
private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity."
And with that
the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's distinguishing member. The
coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he
showed was his wife.
"I have something to show you that you won't
believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.
"Oh, my God!" she screamed,
"Sam is dead!" |
