Dopey and the other six dwarves went on a trip to the Vatican to meet the Pope. When the Pope arrives to greet them, Dopey sidles upto him and says "Excuse me, your holyness. Do you know if there are any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The pope ponders this and then replys "You know what Dopey, I don't believe there are."

Dopey looks at him and shuffles from foot to foot uncomfortably. "Well, do you know if there are any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope again thinks for a while, but still says "No Dopey, I dont think there are."

Dopey starts to look uneasy so he asks in desperation "Are there any dwarf nuns in the whole of the world?"

The pope looks him in the eye and replys "No Dopey there isn't! Why are you so consurned with this issue?"

Shamefaced Dopey points to the other dwaves that are huddled in the corner, laughing and chanting "Dopey shagged a penguin!"