Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a young
newlywed couple wanted to join a church.
The pastor says, "We have
special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex
for two weeks."
The couples agreed and came back at the end of two
weeks.
The pastor goes to the elderly couple and asks, "Were you able
to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The old man replies, "No problem
at all, Pastor."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the
pastor.
The pastor goes to the middle aged couple and asks, "Well,
were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The man
replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on
the couch for a couple of nights but, yes we made
it."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church," said the
pastor.
The pastor then goes to the newlywed couple and asks, "Well,
were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"
"Well Pastor, we
were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man
replied.
"What Happened?" inquired the pastor.
"My wife was
reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent
over to pick it up, I was over come with lust and took advantage of her
right there."
"You understand of course, this means you will not be
welcome in our church," stated the pastor.
"That's OK," said the
young man, "We're not welcome at Tescos anymore either."
