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Fifteen Gins


Posted By child_of_korn360 (18 February, 2004)
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A man runs into a pub and said to the lanlord, "Fifteen gins please. Just had my first blow job."  So the landlord pours 15 Gins and asks "Why fifteen gins?  To steady the nerves?" 

The man replies "No, but if fifteen gins dosen't get rid of the taste nothing will."

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