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Fourth Wedding


Posted By Richard (08 March, 2004)
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A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk to it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector.  I really do miss him..."
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