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Taxi Fare

Posted By nightvixen (29 March, 2004)

A woman gets dropped off at her destination by at taxi, but when the driver asks for the fare she realises she's left her money at home.

Unable to pay the fare she lifts up her skirt and says "How about I pay with this?"

The taxi driver looks at her and replies "Haven't you got anything smaller love?"

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Taxi Fare