One day a man came home from work to find his wife
crying hysterically in the kitchen.
"What's wrong dearest??" asked
the confused husband.
"Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning
little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed,
along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do???"
"Well," replied the man... "I guess a spanking is out of the
question?"