A man and his wife were addicted to sex. The man had to go
abroad on a business trip, and knowing his wife would need a shag, told her to
buy a dildo. She agreed.
The next day, the woman went to a sex shop and
asked for a dildo that would satisfy a sex addict. She was told that there was a
Voodoo dildo which could do anything you tell it to. e.g if you said "voodoo
pussy", it would ram itself up your pussy and fuck you.
The woman
decided to buy the dildo, but she couldn't wait to get home to use it. So, in
the car, she said "Voodoo mouth" and the dildo went in her mouth and covered her
face. And she crashed into a police car.
When the cop came to ask her
what had happened, she explained that she had a "voodoo" dildo that could do
anything you asked it to.
He replied sarcastically, "voodoo my arse!!"
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