Jokes > Sex

Golf Widow

Posted By Funny.co.uk (05 February, 2003)

A "golf widow" concedes that if she is ever to see her husband she needs to learn the game. So she goes to the country club and signs up for lessons with the golf pro.

They get out to the course and the pro instructs her to hold the club as she wold her husband's organ. She hits the ball and the pro exclaims, "Beautiful!!! Great shot, right down the center of the fairway!

Now, take the club out of your mouth and we'll go for distance."

Rate this joke

Send this joke to a friend

People Who Liked This Joke Also Liked These:

Six pack (Rated PG)

Airline Crap (Rated 15)

Poor Milk man (Rated PG)

Man Wanted (Rated 12)

Ship Wreck (Rated 15)

Rate This Joke

This joke has been rated 16 times
with an average rating of 5 out of 10.

Submit A Joke

Click here to submit a joke to Funny.co.uk!

Saturday, 5 July, 2008

Add To Favorites | Swap Links With Us! | Register Now! FREE! | Free Joke-A-Day By Email | Make Us Your Start Page

Search

Login

Username:

Password:

Forgotten
Password?

Site Menu

Hitwise Award Winner

Send This Joke To A Friend

Fill in ALL the boxes below and click "Send It!" to send an email to a friend or colleague recommending this joke. You will be immediately returned to this page when the message has been sent.
Your Name		Friend's Name
Your Email		Friend's Email

Our Sponsors

Funny UK Comedy

sitemap

keywords

ugd

tux