What Would You Like To Be Made Of?

Jokes > Sex

What Would You Like To Be Made Of?

Posted By Funny.co.uk (05 February, 2003)

Three boys are asked to go to the front of the class and asked if they could be made of one thing apart from flesh and blood what would it be.

The first boy says " I would like to be made of gold Miss"

"Why is that?" asked the teacher.

"Well I could scratch my arm and a bit of gold would fall off and I could buy myself a car!"

"Very good." said the teacher

The second boy says "I would like to be made of platinum, because its worth more than gold and when I scratch myself I will be able to by 2 cars"

"Very good." said the teacher

The third boy said "I would like to be made of pubic hair Miss."

"And why is that?" the teacher said in suprise.

"Well my sister only has a little bit and you should see the cars outside my house!!!"

Rate this joke

Send this joke to a friend

People Who Liked This Joke Also Liked These:

Sex and Snow (Rated 12)

Wipes (Rated 12)

Female Golfers (Rated 12)

Deaf Sex (Rated 15)

Premature... (Rated 15)

Rate This Joke

This joke has been rated 25 times
with an average rating of 6 out of 10.