Three Holes

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Three Holes

Posted By Funny.co.uk (05 February, 2003)

This woman goes to the doctors.

"How can I help you" says the doctor.

"Well I seem to have three vagina's" says the woman.

"I don't believe you" replies the doctor.

The woman duly takes down her knickers and sure enough, three vagina's.

"Please help me doctor" says the woman.

"Ok, what I'll do is put this plaster over this one (left), and a plaster over this one (right).

"Will that help me doctor" says the woman.

"No says the doctor, "but it will stop you getting fucked left, right AND centre".

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