The guy had taken his girl out wining and dining; coming home
in the car he stops in a lay-by and gets stuck in snogging and feeling between
her legs.
''Stop it,'' she says, ''I want to remain a virgin until I
marry.''
''Then how about a blow-job?''
''Ugh, I'm not putting
that big thing in my mouth.''
''Then how about a hand job?
''Ok.
How do I do that?''
''Remember,'' says the guy. ''When you had a Coke
bottle and you shook it and sprayed your friends?''
''Oh, yeah.''
''It's the same, but much gentler.''
Later the guy is foaming at
the mouth, farts, gets red in the face and screams.
''What's wrong?''
The girl asks.
''TAKE YOUR FUCKING THUMB OFF THE
TOP!'' |
