There once was a lady who was tired of living with men who
were either physically abusive,who ran away from her, or who were horrible in
bed.
So she put an Ad in the paper, that was asking for a man who:
1)would treat her nicely
2)wouldn't run away from her,
3)would be
good in bed.
Three weeks passed, and there was no reply from any man. So
she just figured that there wasn't a man alive who could live up to these
expectations, so she just gave up. But then, one day she heard the doorbell
ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair
who didn't have any arms or legs.
The man said 'I'm here about the ad
you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I
have no legs so I can't run away from you.'
The woman replied, 'Yes, but
are you good in bed?'
And the man said with a smirk on his face, 'How do
you think I rang the doorbell?' |
