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Adam and Eve

Posted By mals (05 December, 2004)

The lord gave Adam a beautiful garden, edging onto a slow flowing river which gently poured into the sea. The day the Lord introduced Eve to the garden, he gave them the instructions they needed. After a sensuous period of lovemaking, Eve proceeded to where the water cascaded down into the sea, and started to wash herself. Adam, alarmed, yells to her to get out, "Orr, come on Eve, what do you think the fucking fish are gonna smell like?"

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