There was a business man who was always away on business trips, and every time he would go on one of these business trips his wife would always cheat on him.

One day he got sick of it and before he left for his next business trip he went to the best sex shop in town, to get the best didlo he could find. He goes in and tells the shop owner his story and the man says he has just the thing.

The owner heads to the back of the shop and pulls out a dust covered box. The owner says "Allow me to give you a demonstration, Vodoo Dick, THE DOOR." Just then the dildo floats out of the box, floats over to the door and screws the keyhole till the handle falls off. Then he says "Vodoo Dick, THE BOX." So it floats over to its previous place.

 The business man thinks its marvelous buys it and rushes home to his wife. Once he gets there he goes in explains it to her, gives her a kiss and heads to the airport for his business trip.

Later while her husband is gone she's having a lot of fun with the Vodoo Dick. Well, sometime after that the business man's wife was driving along the freeway going well over the speed limit and wheaving in and out of cars. So a police man pulls her over and yells, "What the hell is wrong with you, your gonna get someone killed."

She says, "I'm sorry sir but I've got this Vodoo Dick stuck in my pussy and I was just on my way to the hospital." After a little bit of confusion she is finally able to explain what it is and what it does.

So the cop replies, "Heh, Vodoo Dick my ass."