A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes but couldn't get then to turn red.
One day she came across a neighbour who had a garden full of lovely, red
tomatoes. The woman asked him how he did this.
"Well , twice a day I stand in front of then and expose myself" he said. "My
tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
Impressed, the woman decided to try the same thing. So, twice a day she whent
out into her garden went out and flashed.
A couple of weeks later the neighbour asked if she had had any luck
"No" replied the woman "But my cucumbers are
enormous!"
