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Something on the Elevator floor


Posted By matt (17 March, 2003)
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead enter an elevator. As they walk in they notice a small puddle of white liquid on the floor. The brunette bends down for a closer look, and states "It looks like cum." The redhead stoops down a little closer, takes a deep breath through her nose, and proclaims, "Yes, and it smells like cum." The blonde stoops down, closer still, puts the tip of her finger into the puddle, touches it to her tounge and exclaims, "Well, its nobody from our building." !!!
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