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Poor Milk man


Posted By pretty (06 April, 2003)
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One day a lady was giving birth with her husband holding her hand, when the husband said to the nurse ''I feel real guilty her getting all the pain and all, is there something i can take''

Well the nurse thought and said ''There's this pill you can take which transferres half the pain to the father '' The man says ''I'll take it ''but he didnt feel a thing but his wife felt better so the husband said ''Give me half the pill again''. Yet he felt nothing and the wife was feeling more releaved so he says to the nurse ''Give me all the pain'' The husband still feels nothing and the wife is in no pain at all. The next day when they take the baby girl home they find the milkman dead on the doorstep.

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