One day a lady was giving birth with her husband holding her hand, when the
husband said to the nurse ''I feel real guilty her getting all the pain and all,
is there something i can take''
Well the nurse thought and said ''There's this pill you can take which
transferres half the pain to the father '' The man says ''I'll take it ''but he
didnt feel a thing but his wife felt better so the husband said ''Give me half
the pill again''. Yet he felt nothing and the wife was feeling more releaved so
he says to the nurse ''Give me all the pain'' The husband still feels nothing
and the wife is in no pain at all. The next day when they take the baby girl
home they find the milkman dead on the doorstep.