A woman was always complaining about not having small boobs until eventually her husband told her he had a great way to make them bigger.

"Just rub a piece of tissue between them once or twice a day," he said. "Tthey will start to grow almost immediately and in a few years you ll have huge boobs."

"Dont be so silly, dear," she replied. "Why one earth would tissue make my boobs bigger?"

"I have no idea why, but it certainly worked on your arse."