Jokes > Sex

Grass eater


Posted By Toni (14 May, 2003)
Rate this joke   Send this joke to a friend 

A man and a woman were having sex in a dark forest. After about ten minutes the man looked up and said "You know, I wish I had a torch."

"So do I", replied the woman. "You've been eating grass for the last ten minutes."

Rate this joke   Send this joke to a friend 
People Who Liked This Joke Also Liked These:
  • Elderly Panty Fumble (Rated 15)
  • Oral or anal? (Rated 18)
  • Amishman in New York (Rated U)
  • Clock Shop (Rated 12)
  • Pickle Slicer (Rated 15)

  •   Rate This Joke
    This joke has been rated 21 times
    with an average rating of 6 out of 10.
      Submit A Joke

    Click here to submit a joke to Funny.co.uk!

    Monday, 7 July, 2008 Add To Favorites | Swap Links With Us! | Register Now! FREE! | Free Joke-A-Day By Email | Make Us Your Start Page
    Grass eater
    Search 

    Login  

    Username:
     Password:
     

    Forgotten
    Password?

      Site Menu

      Send This Joke To A Friend
    Fill in ALL the boxes below and click "Send It!" to send an email to a friend or colleague recommending this joke. You will be immediately returned to this page when the message has been sent.
    Your Name Friend's Name
    Your Email Friend's Email
      Our Sponsors




     
    Home | News | Stand Up | TV, Radio & Film | Books & Writers | On The Web | Funny Stuff | Funny Pictures | Jokes | Fun & Games | Comedy Shop | Forum | Contact
    Toys and Games | Easy Website Builder | Check out UK News @ TheSlant.co.uk | © 1997 - 2006 Funny.co.uk | Currently Viewing: Grass eater

    Funny UK Comedy

    sitemap

    keywords

    ugd

    tux



    website promotion