Little Johnny arrived home from school, he pops his bag on the
kitchen counter and says, "Mum, I had sex with the teacher today."
Johnnys mum looked embarrased and replies, "Er, I think you'd better go and
discuss this with your father. He's in the garage."
Johnnys father is beavering away on his Harley preparing it for the weekend,
the garage door opens and there stands Johnny with an awkward look on his face.
"Erm dad, I had sex with the teacher today,"
Johnnys dad had a proud look on his face, " That's my boy; now you're man
enough to ride with me on my bike."
"I can't dad," he replied, " My arse hurts."
