Guy in a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun.'Open the ****ing
safe' he yells at the girl behind the counter.
'But we're not a real bank' she replies, 'We don't have any money, this is a
sperm bank.'
'Don't argue, open the ****ing safe or I'll blow your head off!' She obliges
and opens the safe door.'Take out one of the bottles and drink it!'
'But it's full of sperm' She said.
'Don't argue with me and just drink it' She rips off the cap and gulps it
down.'Now take out another and do the same thing' Said the guy in
thebalaclava.She takes out another and drinks it as well. Suddenly the guy pulls
off the balaclava and to the girl's surprise it's her husband.
'There', he said, 'Its not that ****ing difficult is it.'
