One day, a man noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door.
He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the back yard,
usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of
breasts.
He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as
possible, hoping for yet another look. Finally, he could stand it no more.
Walking to the front door of the new neighbor's house, he knocked and waited.
The husband, a large, burly man, opened the door. "Excuse me," the man
stammered, "But I couldn't help noticing how beautiful your wife is."
"Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor replied.
"Well, in particular, I
am really struck by how beautiful her breasts are. I would gladly pay you ten
thousand dollars if I could kiss those breasts." The burly gorilla is about to
deck our poor man when his wife appears and stops him. She pulls him inside and
they discuss the offer for a few moments.
Finally, they return, and ask
the man to step inside. "Okay," the husband says gruffly, "For ten thousand
dollars, you can kiss my wife's tits."
At this, the wife unbuttons her
blouse, and the twin objects of desire hang free at last. The man takes one in
each hand, and proceeds to rub his face against them in total ecstasy. This goes
on for several minutes, until the husband gets annoyed. "Well, come on already,
kiss 'em!" he growls.
"I can't," replies the man, still nuzzling
away.
"Why not?" demands the husband, getting really angry now.
