Two deaf people get married. During the first week
of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when
they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides
to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple
signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and
squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and
squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great
idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with
ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex,
reach over and pull on my penis fifty times." |
