A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on
the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and
the ball began to slice - her shot was headed directly at a very large plate
glass window. Much to her surprise, the ball smashed through the window and
shattered it into a million pieces.
They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to see what
happened. When they peeked inside the house, they found no one there. The
husband called out and no one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a
small gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his head.
The wife asked the man, "Do you live here?"
"No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over the vase you
see there, freeing me from that little bottle. I am so grateful!" he answered.
The wife asked, "Are you a genie?"
"Oh, why yes I am. In fact, I am so grateful I will grant you two wishes, and
the third I will keep for myself," the man replied.
The husband and wife agreed on two wishes - one was for a scratch handicap
for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was for an income
of $1,000,000 per year forever.
The genie nodded his head and said, "Done!"
The genie now said, "For my wish, I would like to have my way with your wife.
I have not been with a woman for many years, and after all, I made you a scratch
golfer and a millionaire."
The husband and wife agreed.
After the genie and wife were finished, the genie asked the wife, "How long
have you been married?"
To which she responded, "Three years."
The genie then asked, "How old is your husband?"
To which she replied, "31 years old"
The genie then asked, "And how long has he believed in this genie
crap?"
