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Death on the Golf Course


Posted By Richard (12 May, 2004)
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A guy comes home from golfing, and his wife asks him how it went. 

"Well, we were doing fine until Bob had a heart attack and died on the fourth hole..." 

"Oh my god, that's terrible!"

"Yeah, you're telling me! For the rest of the afternoon, it was swing, drag Bob, swing, drag Bob..."

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