Two women are playing golf on a Saturday morning...
The first of the twosome tees off anf watches in horror as her ball
hurtles directly towards a group of blokes playing the next hole - hitting one
of the men full-on... who immediately crumples to the ground, both hands
clenched firmly between his legs.
The women rush over...
"I'm
really, really sorry," says the woman who teed off. "please allow me to help you
- I am a physical therapist and I can ease the pain if you'd allow me."
"Oooh - ahhh - oooooh!" screams the man, writhing around on the floor
with his hands still firmly entrenched between his legs. "I'll be all right in a
couple of minutes love..."
Persistant the woman pins him down and
unbuckles his belt. Then she loosens his trousers, slips her hand inside and
massages his groin.
"How does that feel?" the woman asks.
"It
feels absolutely great," says the man, smiling, "but my thumb still hurts like
buggery!" |
