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Yet Another Beckham Joke


Posted By Funny.co.uk (05 February, 2003)
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Beckham, Yorke and Keane are having a five minute break towards the end of training one day when Keane tells the others he has noticed that Fergie slips away at least an hour before the end of training almost every day.

The group look 'round and notice that they are basically left without supervision for the last hour and collectively supervision for the last hour and collectively decide that the next day they too would slip off early once Fergie has left the complex.

The next day after a gruelling session the three stars watch as Fergie slips away a good hour before they are due to finish. Ten minutes later, as soon as Fergie's Bentley disappears out of the training ground Beckham, Yorke and Keane run into the changing rooms, get changed and also speed off in their respective supercars.

Yorke decides to go for an early slap up meal while Keane decides to go to the bookies. Beckham meanwhile decides to go home for some quality family time.

On entering his mansion he sees Fergie xxx1ng Posh up the @rse right in the middle of the living room. Without saying a word Beck's quietly closes the door and goes for a long, long drive.

The next day the three players join up for the warm up. Yorke says he had a great meal and nice early night and he feels great. Keane too says he had a great time, won loads of money and suggests that they do the same again today.

Beckham though, looking worried, says "No way lads, I nearly got caught yesterday"
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