A Geordie is in London for the day and really fancie's a pint
of NewCastle Brown Ale.
It isn't long before he comes across a pub.
Once inside he walks up to the barman and asks for his favorite drink, a
pint of Newcastle Brown Ale. "I'm sorry" say's the barman "We don't sell
Newcastle Brown Ale here"
The Geordie is gutted, but as he is thirsty he
decides to have anything that the barman can offer.
"Will a pint of
Witbred do sir?" the barman enquired handing him the drink. "That'll do" the
Geordie answers and takes a good long gulp, "Wy-ay thats not bad" he said in
apreciation, "Im ganna need a piss now. Can ya look after me pint while I'm in
there?" "Certainly Sir" answered the barman "But I don't want anybody
touching my pint, there will be hell to pay if they do" and off he goes to the
toilet to relieve himself.
While he's in there a big black woman walks
up to the geordie's pint, takes a sip from it and then farts in it. The barman
see's this but is to late. He panics, remembering the Geordie's threat and 2
seconds later in comes the geordie back from the toilet. He's about to pick up
his pint when he notices a fresh lipstick mark on the glass,"whats be goin on
ere then man? Some one's ad me pint". Sweating, and pointing at the black woman
over in the corner, the barman tells the story of how she farted in his pint.
"Reet then" say's the geordie rolling up his sleeves, and marches over
to where the big black woman is sat, "'scuse me luv, you fart in ma
Whitbred" to which the woman replies, "No I'm Tessa
Sanderson."
