A husband and wife team are playing for their golf club's
team championship. The match comes down to a very short putt on the 18th hole.
The wife must make the putt to win the hole and the match, if she misses they
lose the championship. She putts and misses. On the way home the husband says,
"How could you possibly miss such a short putt, it wasn't much longer than my
willie." The wife says, "Yes dear, but it was much harder!"