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Company Golfer

Posted By Funny.co.uk (05 February, 2003)

The company chairman, about to attempt a putt on the twelfth hole, noticed a funeral procession passing and suddenly paused. He placed his cap over his heart and waited until the procession was out of sight before taking a sight on the ball again.

"Thats very touching, J.B" said his playing partner."You`re a sentimental devil".
"It was the least i could do," J.B said , holding the putt. "Next saturday would have been our thirtieth wedding anniversary".

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