Manc In Scouser Land

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Manc In Scouser Land

Posted By Funny.co.uk (05 February, 2003)

A Manc walks into a bar dressed up in his new wank Vodafone effort and orders a drink before noticing a picture of Bill Shankly on the wall.

He was just about to leave when the barman says: "Where do you think you're going?"

The Manc replies: "I'm sorry, I just noticed Bill Shankly there and I think I'd better leave,"

The barman says: "No no no. It's too late for that. You've got to roll the dice Pal,"

The Manc looks puzzled and says: "Roll the dice?"

The Barman replies: "Yeh. If you roll between 1 and 5 we kick the shite out of you,"

The Manc says: "What if I roll a 6?"

The barman replies: "You get another go."

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