There is a blonde, brunette, and a red head. They all have to swim breast-stroke across the English Channel. They all start at the same time, the brunette comes first and makes a new world record! Then the red head comes an hour later, she does an ok time. Then the blonde finishes some 6 hours later.

A man asks "If you are so slow, then why did you enter the race?" 

The blonde replys "Well I didn't want to say anything, but they were all using thier hands!"