A foreign man and his young son were walking in the local mall one day, when they spotted two sliding doors. With amazement they walked up to the doors. While they were watching the doors slide back and forth, a fat, old lady wobbled into the room behind the sliding doors. The father and son looked up to see lights moving up and down.

Not knowing that this was an elevator, to their amazement, when the doors opened a beautiful 24 year-old lady slowly walked out behind the sliding doors. The father then turned to his son and said

'Son, go and get your mother'.