Jokes > Stupid People

Clocking the Car


Posted By Richard (14 October, 2003)
Rate this joke   Send this joke to a friend 
Jenny was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 150,000 miles on the clock.

One day, she told her problem to Jerry. He said, "There is a way to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied Jenny, "if only I can sell the car."

"Okay," said Jerry. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 25,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem selling it."

The following weekend, Jenny made the trip to the mechanic.

About one month after that, Jerry asked Jenny, "Did you sell your car?"
"No," replied Jenny, "Why would I want to sell it?  It only has 25,000 miles on the clock."
Rate this joke   Send this joke to a friend 
People Who Liked This Joke Also Liked These:
  • Elderly Panty Fumble (Rated 15)
  • Solemn Golfing (Rated PG)
  • Social Workers (Rated U)
  • Convenience Store Shopping (Rated 12)
  • Unplug Your Equipment (Rated PG)

  •   Rate This Joke
    This joke has been rated 3 times
    with an average rating of 6 out of 10.
      Submit A Joke

    Click here to submit a joke to Funny.co.uk!

    Sunday, 18 May, 2008 Add To Favorites | Swap Links With Us! | Register Now! FREE! | Free Joke-A-Day By Email | Make Us Your Start Page
    Clocking the Car
    Search 

    Login  

    Username:
     Password:
     

    Forgotten
    Password?

      Site Menu

      Send This Joke To A Friend
    Fill in ALL the boxes below and click "Send It!" to send an email to a friend or colleague recommending this joke. You will be immediately returned to this page when the message has been sent.
    Your Name Friend's Name
    Your Email Friend's Email
      Our Sponsors




     
    Home | News | Stand Up | TV, Radio & Film | Books & Writers | On The Web | Funny Stuff | Funny Pictures | Jokes | Fun & Games | Comedy Shop | Forum | Contact
    Toys and Games | Easy Website Builder | Check out UK News @ TheSlant.co.uk | © 1997 - 2006 Funny.co.uk | Currently Viewing: Clocking the Car

    Funny UK Comedy

    sitemap

    keywords

    ugd

    tux



    website promotion