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Posted By ILuvMtDew (26 October, 2003)
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Two bored casino attendents were standing at a craps table waiting for a gambler.  A blonde woman walks up, places her bid, and says:  I hope you guys don't mind but I have better luck when I'm completely naked."  So she takes off all of her clothing, roles the dice, and yells "I won, I won!"  She picks up her winnings and her clothing and walks away.  After about 30 seconds, one attendent looks at the other and asks: "So what DID she role?" to which to other responds: "I don't know.  I thought YOU were watching."

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