A man stumbles across and ancient looking oil lamp.
Upon rubbing it, a magical genie appeared. You all know how the story
goes. Blah-blah-three wishes, choose wisely, the usual. The man
thinks intently and asks that he be always a dollar richer than Bill
Gates. He becomes wealthy beyond imagination.
He then wishes
for a new hot rod convertible. Black with leather interior and red flames
detailing all over it. The most awesome convertible ever imaginable
appears, his for the taking.
The genie was telling his master that
he has only one wish left. The man thought again, and unable to make up
his mind said, "I would like the ladies to notice me more, but with money and
this car, I won't have a problem at all...Sooo get in the bottle, and when I
find a wish to make, I'll make it and you can grant it on the
spot."
Driving along from the scene minutes later, the lamp sat in the
passenger seat, and the genie heard his master singing a song as they
drove: "Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer
weiner..."
