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Gash on the Forehead

Posted By Richard (08 January, 2004)

Person1: That's an awful gash you've got on your forehead! How did you get it?

Person2: I bit myself.

Person1: How the hell did you manage to bite yourself on the forehead?

Person2: I stood on a chair.

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