Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde
jokes that
she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days
later, as she was driving
around the countryside, she stopped
her car to let a flock of sheep pass.
Admiring the cute woolly
creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess
how many
sheep you have, can I take one?"
The shepherd, always the
gentleman replied, "Of course."
The blonde thought for a moment and for
no discernible reason
said, "352."
This being the correct number, the
shepherd was, understandably,
totally amazed and exclaimed, "You're right!
O.K., I'll keep to
my end of the deal. Take your pick of my
flock."
The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and
finally
picked one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of
the
others.
When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said,
"O.K.,
now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true
hair
color, can I have my dog back?"
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