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Blondes and Chickens


Posted By snoodstago (10 April, 2004)
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Two blondes had just came back from shopping.

The first blond asked: "What did you buy?"

Second blond replyed: "Chickens"

The first blond says: "If I can gues how many you bought can I have one?"

Second Blond: "OK. But, tell you what, you can have both if you guess right"

So the first blond guesses: "Have you got three?"

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