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3 Women's Deaths


Posted By Dannza (15 April, 2004)
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Three women are condemned to death. A brunette, a redhead and a blonde. They're all about to be shot.

"Any last words?" the captain of the firing squad said to the brunette.

"WATER!" she screamed.

The men turned around, there was no water, they turned back and the brunette had escaped.

"Any last words?" he said to the redhead.

"SNOW!" she screamed, the men yet again turned, there was no snow, they turned back and the redhead had escaped.

"Any last words?" he said to the blonde.

"FIRE!" she screamed.............. so they did.

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