French President Jaques Chirac, tired of all of the
anti-french jokes, since the start of the invasion of Iraq, has announced with
great national pride that the super secret French Space Agency will send the
first manned mission of three French astronauts to land, and walk on the Sun.
President Chirac stated " This mission will be of historic important to
the world, and restore France's rightful place in the history of the world"
NASSA space scientist's, stunned at the news, asked Mr. Chirca what
technology they had developed to keep the astronauts from burning up long before
they reached the Sun?
The French President sniffed and replied " Don't
be stupid, we are going at night".
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