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Old Lady Suicide

Posted By FunnyBunny4 (30 April, 2004)

An old women dosen't want to live so she decides to commit suicide. She goes to her doctor and asks him what the best way to commit suicide is. He says well shooting yourself in the heart is a good way. Then the old lady asks where is your heart? The doctor responds it's three fingers from your breast. So the old lady says ok and goes home. She commits suicide. The next day the cops find her dead with a bullet in her knee!

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