Two sisters inherit a thousand pounds from their late uncle. One is blonde, and the older one is brunette. They decide to buy a bull, so the brunette says she'll go to buy it and send a telegram to the blonde when it's ready to be collected.

She gets there, and the bull is more expensive than she first thought, costing £999. That only leaves a pound for the telegram. The telegram woman says she can only afford one word.

So the brunette thinks for a moment, and puts the word 'Comfortable'. The telegram woman asks how she will know what that means, and the brunette says "It's ok, she's blonde, she'll read it slowly."