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Bob's Bathtub


Posted By JinMakkto (06 July, 2004)
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One day Bob goes to the hardware shop and buys a bathtub.

A couple of days later he goes back to the shop and complains that whenever he puts water in the bath it always runs out the bottom so he can't fill it up.

The shop assistant tells him: "You need to buy a plug, mate."

and Bob says "You b*****d! You never told me it was electric!"

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